curlia:

fahbulus:

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings

(via harrypotternerd57)

tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

Why can’t I just have both? Is that not at option?

(via thewhoviandisnerd)

jesseyasaur:

Dr who: “do you ever see someone in the mirror in the corner of your eye that you pretend not to notice?”

Well, yeah. it was YOU who put the little girl from the Family of Blood there, or did you just forget that

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

amenpenis:

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

  • pop
  • six
  • squish
  • uh uh!
  • cicero
  • lipschitz

(via inspectorclarke)

assranlegacy:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please have Professor Layton go through an existential crisis for getting a puzzle wrong? Something like: “Every puzzle has an ans- wait…. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT IT WRONG!?!? I…. I think I need to lie down.”

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Several people have also asked me to do this great post by assranlegacy, so I combined the two requests.

OH MY G O  D…………………………………………………………..

(via inspectorclarke)

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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(Source: gamegrrl, via captain-albert-allons-y)